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Sarah goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word? A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man! One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her.
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Ah well - Live, Learn and Burn. A special "BRUH" moment for clip 4. I honestly haven't seen a woman that concerned since I test ran the floor units in Home Depot's toilet bowl section after White Castle started selling their burgers by the hundreds.
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Let's just say I'm not allowed to improve my house again until I can't imagine how many family gatherings have been derailed thanks to the conversation that followed wearing one of these beauties to dinner. How the fuck are you supposed to multitask keeping grandma vertical AND explain this?
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A boy says to a girl, "So, sex at my place? Cheese means faster and tomato means harder, okay? You're getting mayo all over my bed! After picking her son up from school one day, the mother asks him what he did at school. The kid replies, "I had sex with my teacher. When the father returns home that evening, the mother angrily tells him the news of what their son had done. As the father hears the news, a huge grin spreads across his face.
He walks to his son's room and asks him what happened at school, the son tells him, "I had sex with my teacher.
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On the way to the store, the dad asks his son if he would like to ride his new bike home. My penis is always like 'have sex with her' and I'm like ' No penis. I just want to cuddle her. My penis is a dick I don't get it. If sperm contains more life than blood then why don't vampires suck dick? Oh wait, i forgot about twilight. If you like having sex while listening to music - Always choose a live album.
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It's bigger than the BBQ grill! She answers, 'Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie? You lied to me!
You told me if I have sex before my sixteenth birthday, my boyfriend will die! My wife wants me to get my coffee at home to save money. If she really wants me to save money she should give me sex at home.
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During a blind date, as a man and a woman were filling each other in on their pasts, the man said, "A genie once gave me the option of having a longer penis or better memory". A man replied "I don't remember". Why do men name their penis? Because the do not want a stranger to make 95 percent of their decisions.
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What's does Donald Trump's hair and a thong have in common? They both barely cover the asshole. Dad: Hey son want to hear a joke? Son: Yeah! Dad: Pussy. Son: I dont get it. Dad: Exactly Are you from Toy Story?
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Because you just gave me a Woody. Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed.
In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job! Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!